( THEME MUSIC BEGIN, 3 2 1 AND FADE IN )
3 2 1 AND ANNOUNCER VOICE:
yes, the [self-as-center OS] updates continuously, it will automatically withdraw from your card on file, yes, update payment method today, if you don’t like it just pay in other ways, yes have you updated yet, ok update now and save, 25% today ( [self-as-center OS] is currently updating please wait ) have you played the latest algorithm today, yes, update your face on file ok, download the prettier / handsomer modules for enhanced power number$ and go slay the latest face game today ( in game purchases of fraudulent equations will apply, and will be automatically withdrawn to fake laughter algorithmically contorting a weirdly eerie ai face, umm, automatically from the account on file, click ok, everyone else is doing it, so go ahead, do it today ) update re-upped, update re-upped, ok ok ok
( THEME MUSIC BEGIN, 3 2 1 AND SLIGHT RAMP UP IN TEMPO )
3 2 1 AND ANNOUNCER VOICE:
poor me thoughts all day, failures looping all night, then hey, update your [self-as-center OS] to the latest version today, it’ll have you asking why sacrifice anything for anyone else cuz hey, put a self in the center of the universe today, the [self-as-center OS] will help put a gold framed selfie at the center of it all, who know’s, it could be yours (faceframe nft’s sold separately), it’s all that matters anyway right, ok, more AdvancedMod nutrient packs will be released on this date, more EgoAvatar lifeshells will go live later today, download completed ( [self-as-center OS] is currently updating please wait ) re-up, re-up, if you’re authorized, click pay, click pay, pay, pay, damn, what, wtf, payment declined, payment declined, payment decli…
heat flow 