Hey America !

How are you doing !

Everything is performative, you are too !

Have you checked your points yet today !

You want it, you like it, you go do it !

How many points did you win today on the Social Media Games !

Hey America ! Why not win even more ! 

Hey, take a sexy picture of yourself right now ! Ok, now share it with the world !

And win a Gold Plus Points Package !

Hey, take a thousand pics of the sandwich you just made in your kitchen !

WTF is it ! Doesn’t matter ! The pics ! The clicks !

Go ahead ! Share them a thousand times with a thousand people !

And win ! Yea !

You just won the I Must Be A Cool Person Points Package !

How many people liked your new selfie? Really !

More than your horrid selfie from just 23 seconds ago !

Then you’re a winner, chicken dinner !

Did you have good Sexy Time last night?

Did you perform well ! Did your partner perform as well as you !

Good job, now share the news with the world and you’ll win !

You’ll win an exclusive 75 point Extra Plus Points Package !

Does your body get good ratings ! Got a sexy bod baby, bod baby, baby bod !

That’s great, now take advantage of it !

With the Happy Me, Happy Feelings Points Package !

Did you perform well at the job today? Good job !

Now, reward yourself with a Special Treatment Just for Me Points Package !

Weren’t a loser today? Ok ! Win a 5 Extra Points Daily Tab ! 

You know the behaviors that win the most points ! So perform the behaviors then !

Everything is performative ! So are you !

Just like China’s Social Credit System !

But here it’s about physical appearance, identity, dna, income, religion and politics !

Stir it up every day ! Light it on fire with doubt and hate ! Watch what happens !

Was that a brag? Points !

A cheat ! Points !

A steal ! Points !

A lie ! Points !

Made someone else play your stupid game ! Points !

Hurt someone else because you feel like shit about yourself !

Points !

Whatever it takes to get those points ! America !

Enter all your information into our Algorithm !

For a chance to win !

Enter the Algorithm ! 

Go ahead, it’s ok America ! You do it ! You like it !

Enter your Life into the Algorithm’s Text Boxes !

And you could win the most special prize of all !

The Happy Times, Happy America Points Package !

Yea !

Now get to work getting those points ! 

Everything is performative ! So perform the behaviors then !