Hey America !
How are you doing !
Everything is performative, you are too !
Have you checked your points yet today !
You want it, you like it, you go do it !
How many points did you win today on the Social Media Games !
Hey America ! Why not win even more !
Hey, take a sexy picture of yourself right now ! Ok, now share it with the world !
And win a Gold Plus Points Package !
Hey, take a thousand pics of the sandwich you just made in your kitchen !
WTF is it ! Doesn’t matter ! The pics ! The clicks !
Go ahead ! Share them a thousand times with a thousand people !
And win ! Yea !
You just won the I Must Be A Cool Person Points Package !
How many people liked your new selfie? Really !
More than your horrid selfie from just 23 seconds ago !
Then you’re a winner, chicken dinner !
Did you have good Sexy Time last night?
Did you perform well ! Did your partner perform as well as you !
Good job, now share the news with the world and you’ll win !
You’ll win an exclusive 75 point Extra Plus Points Package !
Does your body get good ratings ! Got a sexy bod baby, bod baby, baby bod !
That’s great, now take advantage of it !
With the Happy Me, Happy Feelings Points Package !
Did you perform well at the job today? Good job !
Now, reward yourself with a Special Treatment Just for Me Points Package !
Weren’t a loser today? Ok ! Win a 5 Extra Points Daily Tab !
You know the behaviors that win the most points ! So perform the behaviors then !
Everything is performative ! So are you !
Just like China’s Social Credit System !
But here it’s about physical appearance, identity, dna, income, religion and politics !
Stir it up every day ! Light it on fire with doubt and hate ! Watch what happens !
Was that a brag? Points !
A cheat ! Points !
A steal ! Points !
A lie ! Points !
Made someone else play your stupid game ! Points !
Hurt someone else because you feel like shit about yourself !
Points !
Whatever it takes to get those points ! America !
Enter all your information into our Algorithm !
For a chance to win !
Enter the Algorithm !
Go ahead, it’s ok America ! You do it ! You like it !
Enter your Life into the Algorithm’s Text Boxes !
And you could win the most special prize of all !
The Happy Times, Happy America Points Package !
Yea !
Now get to work getting those points !
Everything is performative ! So perform the behaviors then !